Questions, contracts, complaints? Call my agent. The “Call My Agent” hoodie is for creators, freelancers, entrepreneurs, and anyone already acting famous before the paperwork catches up. Featuring bold, retro Hollywood-inspired artwork with contracts, auditions, big dreams, and a hotline to whoever handles the details, it’s made for people focused on their next big move. Wear it while negotiating the next deal, building your personal empire, or ignoring calls that suddenly feel beneath your pay grade. • 100% cotton face• 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester• Front pouch pocket• Self-fabric patch on the back• Matching flat drawstrings• Three-panel hood Fit note: This hoodie runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size for a more comfortable fit. Made to order especially for you. Producing each hoodie on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer. Size guide   CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) S 20 27 M 21 28 L 23 29 XL 25 30 2XL 26 ½ 31 3XL 28 32

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Ideas are nice. Revenue keeps the lights on. The “Get Money” T-shirt is for founders, sales professionals, side hustlers, and business builders who understand that eventually, the numbers have to work. The electric green and gold artwork makes the message impossible to miss: create value, close the deal, and get paid. Because building a business isn’t about looking busy. It’s about producing results. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.

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They said you needed talent. Turns out stubbornness, caffeine, and an unreasonable refusal to quit can carry you pretty damn far. The “Talentless” T-shirt is for self-taught founders, creative misfits, and anyone who started building before they felt qualified. Featuring punk-inspired artwork, a screaming skull, and five gloriously empty stars, it’s the perfect uniform for earning zero recognition while continuing to get shit done. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.

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Business isn’t charity, and invoices aren’t suggestions. The “Pass Go. F*ck You, Pay Me!” T-shirt is made for founders, freelancers, contractors, and anyone who has ever had to chase down money they already earned. Featuring bold, vintage board-game-inspired artwork, it delivers a simple message: the work is done—now pay the damn invoice. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear. Perfect for client calls with the camera off, networking events with the right crowd, or collecting on Net 30 sometime around Day 47. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.

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Every workplace has an Employee of the Month. Some just deserve a more honest portrait. This circus-inspired tee is for founders managing the chaos, employees surviving another meeting, and coworkers who know exactly who deserves the award. The vintage-style clown graphic delivers just the right amount of workplace sarcasm without requiring an awkward conversation with HR. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear—whether you’re running the company or simply trying to make it through the workday. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.

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Some people know spreadsheets. Others are freaks in the sheets. Made for founders, accountants, bookkeepers, analysts, and anyone who can make a spreadsheet do things it probably shouldn’t. This ceramic mug brings a little personality to morning coffee, late-night financials, payroll runs, and the never-ending battle to make the numbers work. The dark green rim, handle, and interior complement the bold “Freak in the Sheets” design for a mug that belongs beside every color-coded spreadsheet and questionable growth projection. • Ceramic• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz• 11 oz dimensions: 3.79″ high × 3.25″ diameter• 15 oz dimensions: 4.69″ high × 3.35″ diameter• Dark green rim, interior, and handle Made to order especially for you. Producing each mug on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer—but good spreadsheets and good mugs are worth the wait.

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This is a 15 oz white ceramic mug printed with the line Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem. It is the deluxe size of the classic mug shape, and the message is aimed at anyone whose planned day gets rewritten by someone else request before 10am.The phrase works because it is what you think, not what you say. Every operator knows the pattern: a schedule built the night before, then one message that reorders the whole afternoon. Printing it on the mug that sits next to the keyboard is a low-key way to name the thing without starting an argument about it.What you get 15 fluid oz white ceramic mug, one size Measures 4.62 inches tall by 3.37 inches wide 100% white ceramic in the deluxe size Dishwasher and microwave safe The larger capacity suits people who refill less and work longer, so it earns its spot on a home-office desk, a job-site trailer, or a studio bench. It also lands as a gift for a project manager, a shop owner, or the friend who is technically the boss and still does everyone else urgent tasks.Big mug, honest line. It holds enough coffee to get through the interruption.

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The Eat Glass Mug is a 15oz ceramic coffee mug printed with the phrase "Eat Glass." It is made for founders, operators, and anyone whose work involves absorbing rejection and continuing anyway. The phrase is short, ugly, and honest about what building something actually feels like on the hard weeks."Eat glass" is not a motivational slogan. It is a description. Cold calls that go nowhere, a client who leaves without warning, a launch that lands flat. People who have been through a few of those do not need a pep talk on their desk. They need a reminder that the difficulty is normal and not a sign they picked wrong.What you get 15 fl oz ceramic mug White ceramic with a black handle and black interior Dishwasher and microwave safe It fits on a working desk next to the notebook and the second monitor, or in a shop where the day starts early. It is also a reasonable gift for a friend one or two years into their own business, when the novelty has worn off and the work is still there.A large mug with a short, unsentimental phrase. Fill it and start the day.

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The F*ck Definition Mug is a 15oz white ceramic coffee mug laid out like a dictionary entry, spelling out the many uses of one very flexible word. The design is printed on both sides in black, so the joke faces the room no matter how the mug is set down.The humor comes from the format, not the volume. A dictionary entry is patient and precise, which is a funny way to treat a word most people use without thinking. Anyone who has quietly labeled a spreadsheet or a Monday meeting with it will recognize the entry immediately.What you get Deluxe 15 fl oz mug 100% white ceramic Definition-style design printed on both sides in black Dishwasher and microwave safe This one lives on a home office desk, a studio table, or a kitchen counter where the coffee gets made before anyone is ready to talk. It also works as a gift for the coworker or friend who says exactly what they mean and does not soften it afterward.A large ceramic mug with a thorough explanation of a single word. Nothing else needed.

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After This Hell Should Be Easy is a 15oz ceramic mug with a white print area carrying the line. It is dishwasher and microwave safe and holds a full 15 fluid ounces. The message is dark-humor gallows talk for whatever you are currently grinding through, said out loud on a mug instead of in your head.The joke works because it is not aspirational. It does not tell you the hard part is character building or that you have got this. It says the current stretch is bad enough that the afterlife looks manageable, which is closer to how a bad quarter actually feels. People who are in it laugh. People who are not will not get it.What you get 15 fluid ounce capacity Ceramic construction with a white print area Dishwasher and microwave safe Measures 4.75 inches tall, 3.25 inches wide, and 5 inches wide including the handle This lives on a desk, a shop bench, or a job site break table. It suits someone deep in a build, a founder in the unglamorous middle of a project, or a friend who has been dealt a genuinely rough few months and would rather be handed a joke than a pep talk. At 15oz it holds a real cup of coffee, not a sample.Straightforward mug, blunt line. It gets used every day, which is the point.

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This is a hardcover lined journal with 150 pages and the line "Thoughts I Have During Work Meetings That I Probably Shouldn't Share" on the cover. It is meant to be carried into the meeting, opened like a normal notebook, and used for whatever is actually going through your head while the agenda drifts.The design works because it looks like note-taking. Half the value of a meeting notebook is the cover it gives you to stay quiet. The other half is that some of the sharpest ideas show up when you are only half-listening, and they are gone by the afternoon if you never wrote them down.What you get 150 lined pages (75 sheets) Matte finish cover Casewrap binding Hardcover journal in a single size Keep it in the bag you take to client meetings, on the desk during standups, or in the conference room drawer. As a gift it fits a friend whose calendar is mostly recurring invites, or a new hire learning which thoughts stay internal.Let the pen handle the commentary. The face stays neutral either way.

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This is a 15oz white ceramic coffee mug printed with the line "I Don't Want To Get Involved In The Drama." It states a boundary in the mildest possible language, which is exactly why it is funny: nobody who says this sentence is ever fully believed.Most of the mugs in this category shout. This one declines to. It is the workplace equivalent of leaving a group chat quietly, and it suits people who have decided that other people's arguments are not a good use of a Tuesday. No profanity, no insult, just a clear position.What you get Deluxe 15 fl oz mug 100% white ceramic 4.62 in. tall by 3.37 in. wide Dishwasher and microwave safe Because the language is clean, this one can sit on a shared office desk, a reception counter, or a break room without any awkward conversation. It also travels well as a gift for a coworker who is famously neutral, or a friend who watches the family group chat and says nothing.A large mug and a clear boundary. That is the whole idea.

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This is a hardcover lined journal with the cover line Deep Thoughts About The Universe And Love Poems About My Dog. It holds 150 lined pages in a matte casewrap binding, and the title describes exactly what most people actually write in a journal: something serious, then something about the dog.The idea behind the design is the honest range of a notebook. One page is a real question about how a decision or a life is going. The next page is three lines about a dog who is asleep on the floor. Both belong in the same book, and the cover admits it up front instead of pretending the whole thing is profound.What you get 150 lined pages, which is 75 sheets Matte finish cover Casewrap hardcover binding One size, listed as Journal It fits a nightstand, a desk drawer, a backpack for a coffee shop hour, or a gift box for the friend who writes things down and posts pictures of their dog. Dog owners who journal are the obvious audience, and so is anyone who wants one notebook for everything rather than three with rules.Lined pages and a title that sets expectations honestly. Write whichever kind of entry the day produces.

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Meetings That Could Have Been Emails is a hardcover lined journal with 150 lined pages, a matte finish and casewrap binding. The cover names the most common complaint in modern work, and the pages inside are a straightforward place to take notes during the meeting anyway.The joke works because it is a real cost. A thirty-minute call that could have been three sentences takes the half hour plus the context switch on either side of it. Anyone who runs their own schedule feels that math directly. The cover says it out loud while you sit there and take the notes.What you get 150 lined pages, which is 75 sheets Matte finish cover Casewrap hardcover binding One size, listed as Journal It works as a dedicated meeting notebook: action items, decisions, follow-ups and the occasional grocery list. Keep it on the desk next to the camera or in the bag for client visits. As a gift it fits a project manager, an operations lead, an agency owner, or a coworker whose calendar is fully booked by other people.A hardcover journal with an honest cover. Take the notes, keep the record, protect the next half hour.

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You Probably Think This Journal Is About You is a hardcover lined journal with 150 pages. The cover is a direct address to whoever picks it up, which is the whole joke: the reader assumes it is about them, and the writer never has to confirm or deny it.The line works because journals are already ambiguous. Anyone can read over your shoulder and assume the worst, and the cover gets there first. It suits someone with a self-aware streak, the friend who narrates their own week and knows exactly how they sound doing it.What you get 150 lined pages (75 sheets) Matte finish cover Casewrap binding Hardcover journal, one size Use it for daily entries, drafting the message you are not going to send, or working out a decision on paper before you talk about it. It reads well as a birthday gift, a housewarming stocking-filler, or a small thank-you for a friend who is dramatic in the fun way.Write whatever you want in it. Nobody has to know which parts are true.

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People I Want To Punch In The Face is a hardcover lined journal with 150 pages inside and one very direct line on the cover. It is a place to write down the people testing your patience, why they are on the list, and anything else you would rather not say out loud.The cover is a joke, but the use is real. Naming the thing that annoyed you and closing the book beats carrying it around for the rest of the day. Anyone who deals with clients, vendors, or a shared inbox usually understands the title before they finish reading it.What you get 150 lined pages (75 sheets) Matte finish cover Case wrap binding Hardcover journal, one size It works on a desk, in a bag, or in a drawer you open at the end of a long week. It also lands well as a gift for a friend running their own business, a manager who has been holding it together in meetings, or anyone who says "I'm fine" a little too often.Write the name. Write the reason. Close the book and get back to work.

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This 15oz white ceramic mug reads "If You Need Me, I'll Be Overanalyzing Emails From 3 Days Ago." It is a desk mug for overthinkers, aimed at anyone who has reread a sent message wondering whether a one-word reply came across as short. The design is printed on two sides.The line is specific in a way most office humor is not. The problem at work is rarely the deadline. It is decoding tone in writing, second-guessing a thank-you, and rereading a thread that everyone else forgot about on Tuesday. Naming that out loud is the joke, and it is why it gets recognized instantly.What you get Deluxe 15 fl oz mug 100% white ceramic Two-sided print, readable from either direction 4.62 in. tall by 3.37 in. wide Dishwasher and microwave safe It fits a home office desk, a hybrid worker's second setup, or a cubicle where the coffee outlasts the meeting. It is clean enough for a shared office, which makes it a safe gift for a coworker, a team member you manage, or a friend who has a screenshot folder of confusing emails.A large mug and an accurate status update. Hold it and reread whatever needs rereading.

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Shit You Shouldn't Have To Explain To Adults is a hardcover lined journal with 150 pages. The cover names a specific kind of tired: the point in the week where you are still walking a grown adult through something that should already be obvious. Inside it is a straightforward lined journal.The message lands with anyone who leads people. Team leads, shop owners, and operators spend a real part of the week repeating basics, and there is a certain relief in writing the latest example down instead of saying it out loud again. It reads as a joke on a desk and as a coping tool in practice.What you get 150 lined pages (75 sheets) Matte finish cover Casewrap binding Hardcover journal, single size Use it as a running log of the same recurring problem, which is often the first step toward turning it into a written process. It also works as a gift for someone who just took over a team, or a business owner who has trained the same task four times this month.Keep it where the conversations happen. It is a useful place to put the exasperation.

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My List Of Things I Was Right About is a hardcover lined journal with 150 lined pages, a matte finish and casewrap binding. The cover sets the premise and the ruled pages do the rest: a running record of the calls you made early and the predictions that came true.There is a practical version of this joke. Writing down a prediction with a date attached is how you find out whether your judgment is any good, and it beats remembering selectively after the fact. Founders and operators make calls constantly. Very few of them keep score honestly, which is the difference between a hunch and a track record.What you get 150 lined pages, which is 75 sheets Matte finish cover Casewrap hardcover binding One size, listed as Journal It fits a desk drawer, a planning shelf, or a bag for the quarterly review. As a gift it goes to the confident friend who called it first, the business partner who keeps receipts, or anyone who has earned the right to say they told you so and enjoys saying it.A hardcover journal with a premise and 150 lined pages. Start the list and see how it holds up.

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This 15oz ceramic mug features Lolly The Bear, a rainbow bear, next to the phrase "I Don't F**ing Care Bitch." It is a retro-inspired novelty mug that pairs nostalgic artwork with a flatly indifferent line, and the design is printed on both sides.The contrast is deliberate. The art looks like something off a 1980s lunchbox, and the caption is the opposite of cheerful. That mismatch is why it reads as funny rather than hostile, and why it lands with people who like their sarcasm delivered in pastel.What you get Deluxe 15 fl oz capacity White ceramic with pink handle and interior Rainbow bear design printed on both sides 4.62 in. tall by 3.37 in. wide Dishwasher and microwave safe Three color choices: Black, Pink, or Red It suits a home office desk, a cheeky office mug rotation, or a shelf where the retro art gets seen. It suits funny novelty gift buyers, sarcastic morning people, and retro rainbow fans.Nostalgic art, blunt caption, large mug. Pick the color and get on with your coffee.

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You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper is a hardcover lined journal with 150 pages. The cover is a backhanded compliment about effort, aimed at the person putting in more hours than anyone is acknowledging. Inside, the pages are lined and unstructured.The line is crude on purpose, and it lands with people who are tired of being praised in vague terms. Hustle language wears out fast. A joke that admits the work is unglamorous tends to hold up better than a poster telling you to rise and grind.What you get 150 lined pages (75 sheets) Matte finish cover Case wrap binding Hardcover journal in a single size Use it for job notes, invoice reminders, ideas that show up at the end of a shift, or a plain record of what you actually did this week. As a gift, it fits a friend working two jobs, a partner in the first hard year of a business, or a coworker who covers for everyone.The work is real. The cover just says so without being polite about it.

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The Entrepreneur Word Cloud Hoodie is a pullover printed with a cluster of words that describe the job: Grit, Vision, Execute, Hustle, Freedom, and Scale. Instead of one slogan, the design shows the whole set of behaviors a business actually runs on.That matters because no single word covers it. Vision without execution is a notebook. Hustle without scale is a treadmill. The word cloud puts them together the way they show up in a real week, which is why it reads as a description rather than a motivational poster.What you get Cotton and poly blend with a 100% cotton face Front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings Tear-away tag and a customizable inside label Five colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Black Heather, Heather Forest Sizes S through 3XL It fits casual workdays, team video calls, conference travel, and solo planning sessions. It layers over a tee for a sharper look and pairs with jeans or joggers without much thought. The tear-away tag also makes it a reasonable base for founders adding their own inside label.Six words, one hoodie. Pick a color and a size.

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The Entrepreneurial Grind Hoodie is a pullover hoodie for founders, freelancers, and side-hustle operators. The phrase on it, The Entrepreneurial Grind, names the ordinary work of building something: the early mornings, the long stretches, and the hours nobody sees or posts about.The message works because it does not promise anything. It is a plain acknowledgment of the part of business ownership that gets skipped in the success stories. The person who wears it is usually mid-build, not mid-victory lap, and would rather look like they are working than look like they arrived.What you get Unisex pullover hoodie with a soft interior Nine colors: Black, Navy, Maroon, Dark Grey Heather, Black Heather, Blue, Purple, Heather Forest, and OD Green Sizes S through 3XL Relaxed fit that runs true to size, with sizing up recommended for a looser streetwear look Clean, minimal styling that works with jeans or joggers It fits the way most owners actually dress. Wear it at the desk on a heads-down morning, on a warehouse or shop floor, on the drive to a client meeting, or over a collar for a video call that does not need a jacket. It also holds up as a gift for a co-founder, a first employee, or a friend a year or two into their own thing.Pick the color you would reach for most. It is a hoodie built for the work, not for the announcement.

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The Petty AF Voodoo Doll Hoodie is a unisex fleece pullover with a voodoo doll graphic and the phrase Petty AF. It is mid-weight at 17.2 oz, warm without being bulky, and built for founders and builders who like their everyday layer to carry some edge.The voodoo doll takes the Petty AF idea one step further than the plain wordmark: it is the visual version of writing a name down and moving on. It is a joke, not a threat, and it lands best with people who have a long memory and a longer list of things they actually finished.What you get Premium fleece blend, mid-weight construction at 17.2 oz Double-lined hood, ribbed cuffs and waistband, kangaroo pocket Unisex sizing with a relaxed, true-to-size fit Two colors: Black and Dark Grey Heather, sizes S through 3XL Machine washable It covers the cold parts of the day: an early coffee run, a desk session that runs late, a coworking afternoon, weekend errands, a gym warmup, or a long flight. Size up if you want it oversized; true to size gives you a classic hoodie feel. It also works as a gift for someone who already lives in one hoodie and could use a better one.Pick a color and size, then put it into your regular rotation. It is made to be worn often and washed often.

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