51 products

  • Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem 15oz. Mug

    Let Me Drop Everything And Work On Your Problem 15oz. Mug

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    The deluxe size of the classic mug in white ceramic that looks great and is microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds a generous 15oz. of your favorite warm beverage.Material: 100% White CeramicSize: 15 Fluid oz.; 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)Care: Dishwasher + Microwave Safe

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    $22.00

  • After This Hell Should Be Easy 15oz Mug After This Hell Should Be Easy 15oz Mug

    After This Hell Should Be Easy 15oz Mug

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    A black mug with a white print area that looks great! Plus microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds a full 15oz. of your favorite warm beverage.Material: 100% White CeramicSize: 15 Fluid oz.; 4.75" (H) x 3.25" (W or diameter); 5" (W with handle)Care: Dishwasher + Microwave Safe

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    $22.00

  • Fuck Definition Mug (15oz) featuring a bold and funny definition of the word 'fuck' on a white ceramic coffee cup. Fuck Definition Mug showcasing bold text and humorous definition on a ceramic coffee cup, perfect for sarcasm lovers.

    F*ck Definition Mug (15oz) | Funny, Bold Ceramic Coffee Cup

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    The Fuck Definition Mug is your unapologetic morning motivator, desk companion, and conversation starter—all in one. Designed for people who speak fluent sarcasm, hustle, and honesty, this 15oz ceramic mug turns your favorite word into a work of art. It’s not just a mug—it’s a full-sentence mood. Whether you’re sipping coffee before a pitch, downing tea during a long editing session, or just trying to survive Monday meetings, this mug keeps it real with dictionary-level precision. The double-sided black print on white ceramic spells out the many uses of the word we all say, love, and live by. Crafted from 100% white ceramic, it features a durable, dishwasher- and microwave-safe finish—because you’ve got better things to do than hand-wash dishes or reheat drinks in another cup. The 15oz size gives you plenty of caffeine space to fuel your unfiltered thoughts and unbreakable grind. Whether it’s for yourself or the perfect gift for a friend, colleague, or boss who keeps it 100, this mug says what everyone’s thinking—with attitude.

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    $22.00

  • Mug with pink heart and 'eat glass' text on a white background

    Eat Glass Mug (15oz) | Bold Ceramic Coffee Mug for Entrepreneurs

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    Drink bold. Think bold. Live bold. The Eat Glass Mug is for those who lead with grit and don’t flinch when things get hard. Whether you’re deep into the hustle or starting your day with intent, this 15oz ceramic coffee mug delivers the fuel you need—with the attitude to match. Designed for entrepreneurs, builders, and mindset warriors, this mug makes a sharp statement without saying a word. The bold “Eat Glass” messaging? It's not just edgy—it's emblematic of the grind, the rejection, the resilience that comes with building your own path. This isn’t for everyone—and that’s exactly the point. Crafted from white ceramic with a sleek black handle and interior, this mug holds up to your daily grind—literally. It’s dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can reheat, refill, and repeat without worry. Perfect as your personal go-to or as a gift for entrepreneurs, founders, or anyone who thrives under pressure. Whether you’re sipping coffee during a strategy session or winding down with tea after a 14-hour push, the Eat Glass Mug is built to keep up—and stand out. Let it sit on your desk. Let it start conversations. Let it remind you: success isn’t smooth, it’s sharp—and you’re built for it.

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    $24.00

  • Thoughts I Have During Work Meetings That I Probably Shouldn't Share Hardcover Journal Matte Thoughts I Have During Work Meetings That I Probably Shouldn't Share Hardcover Journal Matte

    Thoughts I Have During Work Meetings That I Probably Shouldn't Share Hardcover Journal Matte

    Because some thoughts are better left unsaid. Use this journal to discreetly capture the genius, sarcasm, or downright petty observations that pop into your head while Karen talks in circles for 20 minutes. Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Enough room for all your inner commentary, doodles, and brilliant ideas (like “This could’ve been an email”). Matte finish: Because shiny journals are so last year. Casewrap binding: Tough enough to survive accidental coffee spills and aggressive scribbles during “team-building exercises.” Take this to your next meeting and let your pen do the venting while you keep that poker face intact. Your secrets (and your sanity) are safe here.

    $22.00

  • Mom's Last Fuck Gold Top Candle Mom's Last Fuck Gold Top Candle

    Mom's Last Fuck Gold Top Candle

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    The coconut soy wax is a vegan blend, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free, and comes from renewable sources. Wax Color: Natural (No Dyes)Wick Material: Cotton (Lead and Zinc free)Wax Material: Hand-Poured Coconut Soy Wax Made in the USASize: 9 oz or 4ozBurn Time Approx. 45 HoursHand Poured in the USA Before Lighting:Before burning, always trim a cotton wick to 1/4" and 1/8" - 3/16" for a wood wick.Keep the wax pool clear of wick trimmings, matches, and debris at all times     Vanilla Bean – Sweet, cozy, and totally irresistible. Think buttery frosting and sugary cake vibes upfront, pure vanilla goodness in the middle, and a smooth bourbon finish that’s just chef’s kiss. It’s like a warm hug in candle form—perfect for whenever you need life to smell a little sweeter Top: ButtercreamMiddle: Cake, VanillaBase: Sugar, Bourbon   Grapefruit & Mangosteen – Bright, punchy, and totally vibe-worthy. Juicy orange and zesty grapefruit kick things off, with mango and peach bringing all the fruity feels. A touch of cedar and red currant keep it grounded but still fun. It's like sunshine in a jar—made for anyone who’s bold, creative, and a little extra. Top: Orange, Orange PeelMiddle: Mango, Grapefruit, PeachBase: Cedar, Red Currant   Sparkling Berry - A lively blend of citrus and sweet berries, perfectly balanced with the sparkling essence of champagne. Warm notes of musk and praline round out the scent, creating an atmosphere that’s bright, uplifting, and effortlessly elegant. Pink Berry is more than a fragrance—it’s a mood booster that fills any space with joy and positivity. Top: Citrus, RaspberryMiddle:  ChampagneBase:  Musk, Praline   White Oak Vanilla bold yet refined blend that brings together the rustic beauty of nature and the warmth of aged whiskey. Fresh top notes of palm and aloe evoke the calm of a lush forest, while rich oak, leather, and patchouli form a grounded, earthy heart. A smoky finish with hints of whiskey and leather adds depth, creating a scent that’s timeless, strong, and effortlessly sophisticated. Top: Palm, AloeMiddle: Oak, Leather, PatchouliBase: Smoke, Leather, Whiskey   Bergamot + Peony + Sea salt Escape to the serenity of a seaside retreat . This fragrance captures the essence of life by the ocean—a refreshing blend of calm tides, salty air, and tranquil moments. Whether you're dreaming of a quiet beach getaway or bringing a touch of coastal charm to your space, Coastal Cottage is your perfect companion for peace and relaxation. Top: Bergamot, Sea SaltMiddle: Peony, MintBase: Juniper, Light Musk, Marine   Citrus Coconut Bring the tropics home with Coconut Lime, a fragrance that whisks you away to sun-soaked beaches and breezy afternoons. Bright notes of zesty lime and ripe mango set the tone, while creamy coconut and juicy pineapple create a lush, tropical escape. It's summer bliss in a jar – no plane ticket required. Top: Lime, MangoMiddle: Coconut, PineappleBase: Coconut Milk, Tonka Bean, Cream   Lavender A refreshing blend of citrus and bergamot opens this fragrance, leading to the calming heart of pure lavender. Invigorating hints of camphor and eucalyptus add a fresh, uplifting touch, while soft powder and warm cedar create a comforting finish. Perfect for bringing a sense of nature’s tranquility into your space, Lavender is ideal for moments of calm and relaxation. op: Citrus, BergamotMiddle: Lavender Base:    Camphor, Eucalyptus, Powder, Cedar        

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    $26.00

  • I Wish A Karen Would Johnny The Cloud 15oz Mug

    I Wish A Karen Would Johnny The Cloud 15oz Mug

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    The deluxe size of the classic mug in white with a red handle. It looks great and is microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds a generous 15oz. of your favorite warm beverage.Material: White Ceramic with Red Inside + Red HandleSize: 15 Fluid oz.; 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)Care: Dishwasher + Microwave Safe

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    $24.00

  • I Don't Want To Get involved In The Drama 15oz Mug

    I Don't Want To Get involved In The Drama 15oz Mug

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    The deluxe size of the classic mug in white ceramic that looks great and is microwave and dishwasher safe. Holds a generous 15oz. of your favorite warm beverage.Material: 100% White CeramicSize: 15 Fluid oz.; 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W)Care: Dishwasher + Microwave Safe

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    $22.00

  • You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Hardcover Journal You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Hardcover Journal

    You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Hardcover Journal

    Because let’s be honest: you’re hustling harder than an ugly stripper on a Tuesday night shift. This journal is your new bestie for venting about being overworked, underpaid, and wildly unappreciated. Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Plenty of space for your rants, dreams, and sarcastic to-do lists. Matte finish: Because shiny journals are so last year. Case wrap binding: Tough enough to survive the chaos of your daily grind. Perfect for jotting down your million-dollar ideas, soul-crushing work woes, or even tonight’s drink order—because you deserve it. 💪

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  • I Don't Fucking Care Bitch Lolly The Bear Mug I Don't Fucking Care Bitch Lolly The Bear Mug

    I Don't Fucking Care Bitch Lolly The Bear Mug

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    Cute bear, bad attitude. 🐻🌈☕ This retro-inspired ceramic mug features a rainbow bear and the phrase “I Don’t F**ing Care Bitch.”* Equal parts nostalgic and sarcastic, it’s the perfect funny coffee cup for mornings when you just can’t. Details:• Deluxe size: 15oz capacity• White ceramic with pink handle + interior• Design printed on both sides• Dishwasher + microwave safe• Dimensions: 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W) Perfect For:• Funny novelty gift buyers• Sarcastic morning people (or non-morning people)• Retro rainbow + nostalgia babes• Office humor + cheeky desk mugs

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    $24.00

  • My List Of Things I Was Right About Hardcover Journal My List Of Things I Was Right About Hardcover Journal

    My List Of Things I Was Right About Hardcover Journal

    For when you’ve been holding onto that sweet, sweet victory and you need a place to document it. Whether it’s your spot-on predictions, perfect advice, or just that one time you knew exactly what was going to happen (and, let’s face it, you were right), this journal is here to record all the times you were, well… right. Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Perfect for listing out every “I told you so” moment from today, yesterday, and probably the past five years. Matte finish: Sleek and smooth, just like your impeccable judgment. Casewrap binding: Strong enough to hold all your rightness (and occasional bragging). Perfect for anyone who’s ever said, “I was right,” and actually was. Document your brilliance, track your wins, and take notes on how to handle those who doubted you. After all, you were right.

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  • Shit You Shouldn't Have To Explain To Adults Hardcover Journal Shit You Shouldn't Have To Explain To Adults Hardcover Journal

    Shit You Shouldn't Have To Explain To Adults Hardcover Journal

    For when you’ve hit the point where you seriously can’t believe you’re still explaining basic stuff to grown-ass people. This journal is your safe space to jot down all the nonsense that should be common knowledge—because some days, you just need to vent about how many times you’ve had to explain why socks don’t belong in the microwave. Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Plenty of space for everything you wish people knew (but apparently don’t). Matte finish: Smooth and sleek, just like your patience before that last conversation about not putting bananas in the fridge. Casewrap binding: Strong enough to handle your facepalms and side-eye-filled rant

    $22.00

  • If You Need Me, I’ll Be Overanalyzing Emails From 3 Days Ago Mug

    If You Need Me, I’ll Be Overanalyzing Emails From 3 Days Ago Mug

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    Because nothing says “thriving professional” like rereading that one email for the 14th time and wondering if “Thanks!” sounded too passive-aggressive. This mug is for the overthinkers, the emotionally intelligent, and the corporate survivors who know the real workplace hazard isn't the deadlines, it's decoding tone over text. Whether you're silently spiraling or just need something solid to hold while questioning every word you’ve typed, this mug is your loyal desk companion. Product Details: Deluxe Size: Holds a generous 15 oz. of over-caffeinated second-guessing. Design: Two-sided print, so no matter which way you hold it, your coworkers know not to interrupt the spiral. Material: 100% white ceramic—clean, classic, and built to handle intense thought sessions. Size: 4.62" (H) x 3.37" (W) Care Instructions: Dishwasher and microwave safe, because you’ve got enough to overanalyze already. Whether it’s a gift for your favorite email overthinker or a reward for yourself (you deserve it), this mug is equal parts hilarious and painfully accurate. Own your corporate neurosis one sip at a time.

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    $22.00

  • People I Want To Punch In The Face Hardcover Journal People I Want To Punch In The Face Hardcover Journal

    People I Want To Punch In The Face Hardcover Journal

    Finally, a journal that gets you. Whether it’s Karen from accounting, that guy who cut you off in traffic, or your neighbor’s endlessly barking dog, this is the perfect place to list, vent, and plot your passive-aggressive revenge (just kidding... mostly). Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Plenty of room for names, reasons, and maybe some doodles of dramatic takedowns. Matte finish: Because shiny journals are so last year. Case wrap binding: Durable enough to handle all your fiery scribbles and angry pen stabs Bonus: it’s cheaper than therapy and way less illegal than actually  punching someone.

    $22.00

  • I'm Not The Bigger Person I Will Hit You With A Chair Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line I'm Not The Bigger Person I Will Hit You With A Chair Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line

    I'm Not The Bigger Person I Will Hit You With A Chair Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line

    For when turning the other cheek isn’t on your agenda. This notebook is your perfect companion for venting all those I’m done pretending to be nice moments. Whether you're jotting down names for your “avoid at all costs” list or sketching out your best chair-wielding tactics, this is the notebook that gets you. .: Material: 100% paper.: Paper weights: 350 gsm (covers), 90 gsm (inside pages).: One size: 6" x 8" (15.2 x 20.3 cm).: 118 ruled line pages (59 sheets).: Front cover print.: Dark grey back cover.: Metal spiral binding

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  • You Probably Think This Journal Is About You Hardcover Journal You Probably Think This Journal Is About You Hardcover Journal

    You Probably Think This Journal Is About You Hardcover Journal

    For the main characters who know they’re the star of the show. This journal is here for all your dramatic plot twists, overanalyzed text messages, and totally-not-about-you entries (that might actually be about someone exactly like you). Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Plenty of space for your mysterious musings and passive-aggressive poetry. Matte finish: Smooth, just like your delivery of subtle shade. Casewrap binding: Strong enough to handle your over-the-top inner monologues. Perfect for the person who says, “I don’t care,” but secretly journals about it for three hours. Go ahead—write it all down. Whether it’s about them or not, they’ll never know.

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  • Meetings That Could Have Been Emails Hardcover Journal Meetings That Could Have Been Emails Hardcover Journal

    Meetings That Could Have Been Emails Hardcover Journal

    For when your calendar is full of pointless meetings, and your to-do list is growing faster than your patience. This journal is here to help you document the never-ending cycle of sitting through discussions that could’ve easily been summarized in an email (if only people weren’t addicted to wasting time). Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Plenty of room to jot down all the important things you didn’t need to know in the meeting (or just make a grocery list). Matte finish: Smooth enough to give you that “I’m still professional” vibe, even though we all know the truth. Casewrap binding: Tough enough to handle your will-this-ever-end notes and occasional sighs. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of hearing “let’s circle back” and “just a quick 30-minute chat” for the 100th time. Write down your feelings, your complaints, or just doodle while waiting for the meeting to end (again). You’re not alone.

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  • Deep Thoughts About The Universe And Love Poems About My Dog Hardcover Journal Deep Thoughts About The Universe And Love Poems About My Dog Hardcover Journal

    Deep Thoughts About The Universe And Love Poems About My Dog Hardcover Journal

    Because life’s a mix of pondering black holes and writing heartfelt odes to your four-legged bestie. This journal is here to capture it all—your most profound thoughts, your weirdest musings, and every over-the-top poem dedicated to your dog’s tail wag. Details: 150 lined pages (75 sheets): Enough room for existential ramblings and a sonnet about Fido. Matte finish: because shiny journals are so last year. Casewrap binding: Built to last through all your epiphanies and dog-hair-covered desk moments. Perfect for the philosopher-poet with a soft spot for puppies, this journal lets you explore the meaning of life and celebrate the joy of belly rubs—all in one place

    $22.00

  • Quarterly Productivity Planner Quarterly Productivity Planner

    Quarterly Productivity Planner

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    Accelerate your success with the Productivity Planner Quarterly Edition. It's your secret to focused goal-setting, efficient task management, and sustained motivation. Take control of your time, harness your potential, and skyrocket your productivity.

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    $42.00

  • The Five Minute Journal - Blush Pink The Five Minute Journal - Blush Pink

    The Five Minute Journal - Blush Pink

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    Transform your life with the Five Minute Journal. Even on the busiest days, spend only five minutes practicing gratitude to boost positivity, reduce anxiety, and improve well-being. It's the simplest, science-backed way to a happier you.

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    $32.00

  • Premium Notebook - Yellow Premium Notebook - Yellow

    Premium Notebook - Yellow

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    A premium lined notebook made with bespoke, 100% recycled, FSC certified buttery smooth paper. Use this bespoke paper notebook for intelligent plans, daily notes, creative musings, and free journaling. Make a to-do list, write a poem, jot down your thoughts. Every blank page has potential.

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    $25.00

  • Premium Notebook - Midnight Premium Notebook - Midnight

    Premium Notebook - Midnight

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    A premium lined notebook made with bespoke, 100% recycled, FSC certified buttery smooth paper. Use this bespoke paper notebook for intelligent plans, daily notes, creative musings, and free journaling. Make a to-do list, write a poem, jot down your thoughts. Every blank page has potential.

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    $25.00

  • Grateful Pure Essential Oil Candle Grateful Pure Essential Oil Candle

    Grateful Pure Essential Oil Candle

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    Featuring 100% aromatherapy-grade pure essential oils, the Grateful Candle will embrace your space with a fresh, invigorating scent that not only smells wonderful but can also harness the therapeutic benefits of aromatherapy. The Grateful Candle features three cohesive scent notes: spearmint, lemongrass, lemon and eucalyptus across the top. Buchu, clove, geranium, lavender and blackcurrant throughout the middle, and a cedarwood base for grounding.  Expertly blended and hand-poured in the United Kingdom, this candle is free of absolutely anything synthetic, created from only luxury materials made sustainable. Approximately 45 hours burn time.

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    $59.00

  • Sale -$2.00 Productivity Monthly Desk Pad Productivity Monthly Desk Pad

    Productivity Monthly Desk Pad

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    Meet your new monthly planning system. A happy life is not only about productivity and accomplishments–it’s also about making time for what brings you joy. We designed this Monthly Desk Pad to help you achieve balance when setting your goals and priorities, leaving enough space for wellness habits, notes, and creative sketches.

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    $29.00 $27.00

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