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The Fuck Definition Mug is your unapologetic morning motivator, desk companion, and conversation starter—all in one. Designed for people who speak fluent sarcasm, hustle, and honesty, this 15oz ceramic mug turns your favorite word into a work of art.

It’s not just a mug—it’s a full-sentence mood.

Whether you’re sipping coffee before a pitch, downing tea during a long editing session, or just trying to survive Monday meetings, this mug keeps it real with dictionary-level precision. The double-sided black print on white ceramic spells out the many uses of the word we all say, love, and live by.

Crafted from 100% white ceramic, it features a durable, dishwasher- and microwave-safe finish—because you’ve got better things to do than hand-wash dishes or reheat drinks in another cup.

The 15oz size gives you plenty of caffeine space to fuel your unfiltered thoughts and unbreakable grind. Whether it’s for yourself or the perfect gift for a friend, colleague, or boss who keeps it 100, this mug says what everyone’s thinking—with attitude.

F*ck Definition Mug (15oz) | Funny, Bold Ceramic Coffee Cup

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      • Hilarious definition design perfect for expressive personalities
      • Microwave & dishwasher safe for real-life usability
      • 15oz deluxe size—because small cups are for small energy
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      Description

      The Fuck Definition Mug is your unapologetic morning motivator, desk companion, and conversation starter—all in one. Designed for people who speak fluent sarcasm, hustle, and honesty, this 15oz ceramic mug turns your favorite word into a work of art.

      It’s not just a mug—it’s a full-sentence mood.

      Whether you’re sipping coffee before a pitch, downing tea during a long editing session, or just trying to survive Monday meetings, this mug keeps it real with dictionary-level precision. The double-sided black print on white ceramic spells out the many uses of the word we all say, love, and live by.

      Crafted from 100% white ceramic, it features a durable, dishwasher- and microwave-safe finish—because you’ve got better things to do than hand-wash dishes or reheat drinks in another cup.

      The 15oz size gives you plenty of caffeine space to fuel your unfiltered thoughts and unbreakable grind. Whether it’s for yourself or the perfect gift for a friend, colleague, or boss who keeps it 100, this mug says what everyone’s thinking—with attitude.



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      When will my order be delivered?

      We ship worldwide. Your order will be packaged really carefully and delivered wherever you want. Delivery takes between 2-4 business days. You will receive an email after ordering with more information about the delivery.

      Can I Return my product?

      Orders can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving the parcel, providing they are in original resalable condition.

      What can I do if my item (or part of it) is damaged?

      We work hard to deliver your items without damage. Orders can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving the parcel, providing they are in original resalable condition.

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