The Self-Made Thousandaire Hoodie is a black pullover hoodie with a Self-Made Thousandaire front graphic. It is for side-hustlers, early-stage founders, and anyone whose business is real, profitable in small amounts, and nobody else's business but theirs.The phrase works because it is honest about scale. Plenty of apparel promises millions. This one names the stage most people are actually at: the first few thousand you earned yourself, which is a harder and more interesting number than any projection. Wearing it is closer to a status report than a slogan.What you get
Pullover hoodie in Black
Sizes S through 3XL
Self-Made Thousandaire front graphic
An everyday layer for working days rather than a one-occasion piece
It fits the early hours and late ones: a garage or spare-room workspace, a delivery run, a coworking day, a walk to clear your head between calls. It also makes a fitting gift for someone in their first or second year of business who would rather be recognized for the work than congratulated on a milestone they have not hit yet.Pick your size and wear it while you keep building. There is a matching t-shirt if you want the lighter version.
Every workplace has an Employee of the Month. Some just deserve a more honest portrait.
This circus-inspired tee is for founders managing the chaos, employees surviving another meeting, and coworkers who know exactly who deserves the award. The vintage-style clown graphic delivers just the right amount of workplace sarcasm without requiring an awkward conversation with HR.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear—whether you’re running the company or simply trying to make it through the workday.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.
Business isn’t charity, and invoices aren’t suggestions.
The “Pass Go. F*ck You, Pay Me!” T-shirt is made for founders, freelancers, contractors, and anyone who has ever had to chase down money they already earned. Featuring bold, vintage board-game-inspired artwork, it delivers a simple message: the work is done—now pay the damn invoice.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear. Perfect for client calls with the camera off, networking events with the right crowd, or collecting on Net 30 sometime around Day 47.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.
They said you needed talent. Turns out stubbornness, caffeine, and an unreasonable refusal to quit can carry you pretty damn far.
The “Talentless” T-shirt is for self-taught founders, creative misfits, and anyone who started building before they felt qualified. Featuring punk-inspired artwork, a screaming skull, and five gloriously empty stars, it’s the perfect uniform for earning zero recognition while continuing to get shit done.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.
Ideas are nice. Revenue keeps the lights on.
The “Get Money” T-shirt is for founders, sales professionals, side hustlers, and business builders who understand that eventually, the numbers have to work. The electric green and gold artwork makes the message impossible to miss: create value, close the deal, and get paid.
Because building a business isn’t about looking busy. It’s about producing results.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.
Questions, contracts, complaints? Call my agent.
The “Call My Agent” hoodie is for creators, freelancers, entrepreneurs, and anyone already acting famous before the paperwork catches up. Featuring bold, retro Hollywood-inspired artwork with contracts, auditions, big dreams, and a hotline to whoever handles the details, it’s made for people focused on their next big move.
Wear it while negotiating the next deal, building your personal empire, or ignoring calls that suddenly feel beneath your pay grade.
• 100% cotton face• 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester• Front pouch pocket• Self-fabric patch on the back• Matching flat drawstrings• Three-panel hood
Fit note: This hoodie runs small. We recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size for a more comfortable fit.
Made to order especially for you. Producing each hoodie on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.
Size guide
CHEST WIDTH (inches)
LENGTH (inches)
S
20
27
M
21
28
L
23
29
XL
25
30
2XL
26 ½
31
3XL
28
32
