The Petty AF Hoodie is a black pullover hoodie with a Petty AF front graphic. It is made from a super-soft cotton blend and includes a pouch pocket and a drawstring hood. It suits business owners and self-employed people who keep receipts, stay polite in the room, and let the results answer.The design is a small piece of self-awareness. Petty, in this context, means remembering exactly who said it could not be done. Nobody wearing this is starting an argument. It is closer to a private joke worn in public, which is why it works on a work-from-home day and at the coffee shop equally well.What you get Super-soft cotton blend fabric Front pouch pocket Drawstring hood Available in Black Sizes S through 3XL It is a cold-morning and late-evening layer. Wear it over a tee for a desk day, on a walk between calls, on weekend errands, or on a drive to a client site when you want to be comfortable and still say something. It is a workable gift for a friend who runs their own business and has a sharp sense of humor.Choose a size and wear it often. It is built for repetition, not for one occasion.

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The Petty AF T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee with a Petty AF front graphic. It is for entrepreneurs and self-employed people who heard the doubts early, kept working, and are now doing fine. The phrase is a wink at that particular kind of memory.Being petty here does not mean picking fights. It means remembering the exact sentence somebody used when they said it would not work, and then going quiet and building anyway. Most people who like this shirt have one of those sentences memorized. The design gives it somewhere to go that is funnier than a confrontation.What you get Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch Six heather colors: Black Heather, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Forest, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather True Royal Sizes XS through 3XL Bold front graphic that reads at a glance It fits casual working days: the desk, the coworking space, a client coffee where the dress code is relaxed, or a weekend when you want something comfortable with an edge. Because of the AF wording, save it for settings where that reads as humor rather than a problem.Pick your color and size. Nothing else needs saying.

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The Petty AF Voodoo Doll Hoodie is a unisex fleece pullover with a voodoo doll graphic and the phrase Petty AF. It is mid-weight at 17.2 oz, warm without being bulky, and built for founders and builders who like their everyday layer to carry some edge.The voodoo doll takes the Petty AF idea one step further than the plain wordmark: it is the visual version of writing a name down and moving on. It is a joke, not a threat, and it lands best with people who have a long memory and a longer list of things they actually finished.What you get Premium fleece blend, mid-weight construction at 17.2 oz Double-lined hood, ribbed cuffs and waistband, kangaroo pocket Unisex sizing with a relaxed, true-to-size fit Two colors: Black and Dark Grey Heather, sizes S through 3XL Machine washable It covers the cold parts of the day: an early coffee run, a desk session that runs late, a coworking afternoon, weekend errands, a gym warmup, or a long flight. Size up if you want it oversized; true to size gives you a classic hoodie feel. It also works as a gift for someone who already lives in one hoodie and could use a better one.Pick a color and size, then put it into your regular rotation. It is made to be worn often and washed often.

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Phone Flip Off is an abstract canvas wall art print based on a scene from The Wolf of Wall Street. It is treated in abstract style rather than as a film still, and it is made to order. Five sizes are available, from 18x12 up to 48x32 inches.The scene it references is a refusal, and that is what makes it a workplace piece rather than a film poster. Anyone who has turned down a bad-fit client, a lowball offer, or an investor with strings attached knows the moment. It is a print about the deals you did not take.What you get Five sizes: 18x12, 24x18, 36x24, 40x30, and 48x32 inches 1.25 inch frame thickness Made to order, on a 100 percent polyester base with a 2x1 weave Pigment-based inks that resist fading and scratches Fully finished black backing with pre-installed hanging hardware Where it fitsA canvas wrap gives a more finished look than a poster and avoids glass glare, which helps in a bright office or a room with a window behind the wall. The 24x18 fits a desk wall. The 40x30 and 48x32 take over a larger office, a lounge, or a game room.Best hung in a personal workspace rather than a reception area. Pick your size and hang it.

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The RingMaster T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee with a circus-themed RingMaster design. It is for business owners, startup founders, and managers who spend the day keeping several acts running at once. The joke is affectionate: running a small business really does look like a circus from the inside.Most owners are the operator, the salesperson, the support desk, and the person who fixes the printer. The RingMaster idea names that without complaining about it. There is skill in keeping the show going when three things go sideways before noon, and this design gives that skill a title.What you get Soft, lightweight cotton with a bit of stretch Circus-themed RingMaster front design Six heather colors: Black Heather, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Forest, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather True Royal Sizes XS through 3XL Wear it on the days that need it: a full calendar, a shop floor shift, a team stand-up, a trade show where you are the whole booth, or a Saturday spent catching up on the work nobody else can do. It also makes a good-natured gift for a friend who runs a business and would laugh at being handed the title.Pick a size and a color. The rest of the show is already yours to run.

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Rule #1 F*Ck What They Think is a bold canvas wall art print for a private office or workspace. The phrase is written as a first rule rather than a suggestion, and the language is deliberate. It arrives framed and ready to hang, in five sizes from 12x18 to 32x48 inches.The rule is about attention, not arrogance. Most people running a business lose weeks to opinions from people who are not in the arena with them: an old colleague, a relative, a stranger in a comment thread. Putting the rule on the wall makes it harder to forget on the days the noise gets loud.What you get Five sizes: 12x18, 18x24, 24x36, 30x40, and 32x48 inches Portrait orientation, taller than it is wide Archival-grade canvas that is pH neutral and acid-free, so it will not yellow over time Giclee printing on color-calibrated printers Hand stretched and gallery wrapped over wooden frames Where it fitsA home office, a studio, a garage workshop, a home gym, or a dorm room. Because of the language, most buyers keep it in a personal space rather than a lobby or a shared team room. The 18x24 covers a desk wall; the 30x40 and 32x48 hold a bigger space.Direct language, direct message. Choose a size and put it somewhere you will actually look at it.

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Scales of Justice is a canvas wall art print made for law offices and legal workspaces. The subject is the oldest symbol in the profession: weigh both sides, then decide. It comes framed and ready to hang, in five sizes with a choice of gallery wrap or gallery wrap with a floating frame.Unlike most pieces in this collection, this one carries no quote. That makes it easier to place in a room where clients sit down. It signals the practice rather than the personality of the person who runs it, which is usually what a conference room or reception wall needs.What you get Five sizes: 18x12, 24x18, 36x24, 40x30, and 48x32 inches Gallery wrap, or gallery wrap with a floating frame Comes framed and ready to hang out of the box Archival-grade canvas that is pH neutral and acid-free, so it will not yellow over time Giclee printing on color-calibrated printers for accurate color Where it fitsA law firm reception area, a private attorney office, a conference room, a paralegal workspace, or a law student's apartment. The 36x24 and 40x30 sit well above a credenza or a row of seating. The 18x12 suits a narrow wall or a group of framed credentials.A steady, professional piece. Pick the size that suits the wall and the frame finish that matches the room.

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Secure The Money Bag is a motivational canvas wall art print for home offices, studios, and dorm rooms. The phrase is about finishing the job: not chasing the deal, but closing it and getting paid. It ships framed and ready to hang, in five sizes with a gallery wrap or floating frame finish.Securing is the part people skip. Plenty of business owners are good at the pitch and slow on the invoice, the contract, or the follow-up that turns interest into revenue. This print puts the last step of the process on the wall, where it is harder to postpone.What you get Five sizes: 18x12, 24x18, 36x24, 40x30, and 48x32 inches Gallery wrap or floating frame style Comes framed and ready to hang out of the box Archival-grade canvas that is pH neutral and acid-free, so it will not yellow over time Giclee printing on color-calibrated printers, hand stretched over wooden frames Where it fitsThe landscape shape sits well above a desk, a sofa, or a credenza. It is a common piece in a sales office, a home office, or a dorm room. The 18x12 and 24x18 fit a grouping of prints; the 40x30 and 48x32 hold a wall by themselves.Straightforward money-themed art with a clear instruction. Pick a size and a frame style and get back to work.

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The Self-Made Thousandaire Hoodie is a black pullover hoodie with a Self-Made Thousandaire front graphic. It is for side-hustlers, early-stage founders, and anyone whose business is real, profitable in small amounts, and nobody else's business but theirs.The phrase works because it is honest about scale. Plenty of apparel promises millions. This one names the stage most people are actually at: the first few thousand you earned yourself, which is a harder and more interesting number than any projection. Wearing it is closer to a status report than a slogan.What you get Pullover hoodie in Black Sizes S through 3XL Self-Made Thousandaire front graphic An everyday layer for working days rather than a one-occasion piece It fits the early hours and late ones: a garage or spare-room workspace, a delivery run, a coworking day, a walk to clear your head between calls. It also makes a fitting gift for someone in their first or second year of business who would rather be recognized for the work than congratulated on a milestone they have not hit yet.Pick your size and wear it while you keep building. There is a matching t-shirt if you want the lighter version.

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The Self-Made Thousandaire T-Shirt is a lightweight cotton blend tee with a unisex fit and a Self-Made Thousandaire front graphic. It is for bootstrappers, side-hustlers, and owners who are proud of money they earned rather than money they projected.The phrase is a joke with a straight face. Thousandaire is not the word anyone uses in a pitch deck, which is precisely why it is more accurate for most people running a business. First revenue, first profitable month, first year of paying yourself: those numbers are earned in the thousands, and they are the ones that actually change how you work.What you get Lightweight cotton blend fabric Unisex fit Six heather colors: Black Heather, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Forest, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather True Royal Sizes XS through 3XL Front graphic that reads clearly in photos It fits ordinary working days: a spare-room desk, a coworking table, a client drop-off, a market stall, or an evening spent doing invoices. It is a good gift for someone in the scrappy stage of a business, especially a friend who would rather be teased about the number than flattered about it.Choose a color and size. A matching hoodie is available if you want the heavier version.

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The Self-Paid T-Shirt is a soft cotton tee with a Self-Paid front graphic. It is for independent business owners who funded the thing themselves: no investor, no safety net, just revenue that came in because they made it come in.Self-paid is a specific kind of pride, and it is quieter than most slogans about success. It covers the founder who took a smaller salary for a year, the freelancer who bought their own equipment, and the operator who reinvested profit instead of raising. The phrase describes a funding source, which is a more precise thing to be proud of than a vague grind.What you get Soft, lightweight cotton Six heather colors: Black Heather, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Forest, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather True Royal Sizes XS through 3XL Clean front graphic with a short, readable phrase It fits the working week and the parts of it people do not see: an early start at the desk, a job site, a client visit, an evening spent on the books. It is also a solid gift for a friend who built a business without outside money and is quietly aware of what that cost.Pick a color and size. The phrase is short enough to explain itself.

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Canvas wall art printed with the line "Set Goals So High They Laugh, Crush Them While They Watch." It arrives framed and ready to hang, and it works in a home office, a studio, or anywhere you plan. The message is plain: pick a target other people think is unreasonable, then go collect it in front of them.Most founders have had a goal laughed at, usually by someone who has never run anything. This piece keeps that moment on the wall instead of in your head. It is a reminder to keep the number where you set it rather than quietly trimming it down after the first hard quarter.What you get Five sizes: 18x12, 24x18, 36x24, 40x30, and 48x32 inches Two frame styles: gallery wrap or floating frame U.S. made archival-grade canvas, pH neutral and acid-free so it will not yellow Giclee printing on color-calibrated inkjet printers Hand-stretched and gallery wrapped over wooden frames, framed and ready to hang out of the box It fits above a desk where you set quarterly targets, on the wall behind you on video calls, or in a shop or studio where the team can see it. The larger sizes carry a room on their own; the smaller ones sit well beside a monitor or on a shelf ledge. It also works as a gift for a friend who just quit a job to build something and is getting plenty of opinions about it.Pick the size that matches your wall, then the frame style you prefer. Hang it where you will actually look at it while you work.

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Shit You Shouldn't Have To Explain To Adults is a hardcover lined journal with 150 pages. The cover names a specific kind of tired: the point in the week where you are still walking a grown adult through something that should already be obvious. Inside it is a straightforward lined journal.The message lands with anyone who leads people. Team leads, shop owners, and operators spend a real part of the week repeating basics, and there is a certain relief in writing the latest example down instead of saying it out loud again. It reads as a joke on a desk and as a coping tool in practice.What you get 150 lined pages (75 sheets) Matte finish cover Casewrap binding Hardcover journal, single size Use it as a running log of the same recurring problem, which is often the first step toward turning it into a written process. It also works as a gift for someone who just took over a team, or a business owner who has trained the same task four times this month.Keep it where the conversations happen. It is a useful place to put the exasperation.

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The Smile Everyday T-Shirt is a cotton tee with a Smile Everyday front graphic. It is made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton with a bit of stretch, and it suits business owners and everyday workers who prefer a light message over a loud one.The design is deliberately simple. Running anything for a living involves a fair number of days that do not go to plan, and a two-word instruction on your chest is a small, low-effort correction. It is not toxic positivity. It is closer to a note you leave for yourself, worn where other people can see it too.What you get 100% combed and ring-spun cotton Soft, lightweight fabric with the right amount of stretch Six heather colors: Black Heather, Heather Midnight Navy, Heather Forest, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Deep Teal, Heather True Royal Sizes XS through 3XL Two-word front graphic It fits customer-facing days and quiet ones alike: a counter shift, a market table, a school pickup between calls, a team meeting, or a walk on a day that needed one. It is an easy gift for someone who is generally upbeat, or someone who could use the reminder more than they would admit.Pick a color and a size. Two words, worn often.

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The Smiley Face Hoodie is a unisex pullover with a smiley graphic and an ultra-soft interior. It is a plain, good-natured piece of streetwear for people who want comfort first and a small bit of character second. One practical note up front: it runs small, so order one size up.The smiley is the least complicated design in the store, and that is the appeal. There is no phrase to explain, no inside joke, nothing to defend at a family dinner. After a week of decisions, a hoodie that just says the day is fine is a reasonable thing to reach for.What you get Unisex pullover hoodie with an ultra-soft interior Smiley face front graphic Six colors: Black, Navy, Dark Grey Heather, Heather True Royal, Sky Blue, White Sizes S through 3XL Runs small, so size up for a relaxed fit It works for loungewear, cool mornings, a walk, a coffee run, a work-from-home afternoon, or a long drive. Because the design is neutral, it also travels well as a gift for almost anyone, including people who would never wear a slogan.Pick a color, go one size up from your usual, and keep it where you can reach it.

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Abstract canvas wall art printed with the line "Start Unknown Finish Unforgettable." It ships framed and ready to hang for a home or office wall. It is an abstract, space-themed design, and the message is aimed at anyone building something before anybody knows their name.The line is about sequence rather than luck. Everyone starts anonymous. What separates the outcomes is what happens between the start and the finish, and this piece keeps that stretch in view. It is a fair reminder in year one or year five, when the work is real but the recognition has not caught up yet.What you get Four sizes: 24x18, 36x24, 40x30, and 48x32 inches U.S. made 342 GSM, 14 mil canvas with a satin finish Archival canvas with no optical brighteners, so it will not yellow over time Latex water-based ink, Greenguard and Ecologo certified for low chemical emissions Hand-stretched and gallery wrapped over SPF wooden frames, framed and ready to hang The abstract, space-leaning artwork gives it more range than a plain text print, so it holds up in a living room or hallway as well as over a desk. Larger sizes work on a bare feature wall; 24x18 inches suits a smaller office or a spot beside a bookshelf. It is a reasonable gift for someone who likes motivational wall art or space decor and is early in something ambitious.Choose the size that fits your wall. It arrives framed, so there is nothing to assemble.

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Success Canvas Wall Art is a gallery-wrapped canvas print built around the word Success, available in three sizes and shipped ready to hang. It is made in the USA and needs no frame, which makes it a one-step piece of decor for an office, studio, or workspace wall.Success is a word everyone defines differently, and that is the point of putting it on a wall rather than a full sentence. It leaves room for your own version, whether that is a profitable year, a shorter workweek, or a business that runs without you in it. No lecture attached.What you get Premium gallery-wrapped canvas in 18x12 inch, 24x16 inch, or 36x24 inch Printed on canvas and made in the USA Wrapped edges, so the piece hangs without framing Straightforward setup once unpacked The medium size works beside a monitor or in a hallway. The large fits above a desk or a shelf run. The extra large suits a bare wall in an office or a shop where the room needs one clear focal point. It is also a reasonable gift for someone who just went full time on their own business.Look at the product images for the exact layout, then choose the size that suits the wall.

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They said you needed talent. Turns out stubbornness, caffeine, and an unreasonable refusal to quit can carry you pretty damn far. The “Talentless” T-shirt is for self-taught founders, creative misfits, and anyone who started building before they felt qualified. Featuring punk-inspired artwork, a screaming skull, and five gloriously empty stars, it’s the perfect uniform for earning zero recognition while continuing to get shit done. Soft, lightweight, and comfortable with enough stretch for everyday wear. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton• Heather colors contain polyester• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)• Pre-shrunk fabric• Side-seamed construction• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Please note: The fabric may appear slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions. Made to order especially for you. Producing each shirt on demand helps reduce unnecessary inventory and overproduction, so delivery may take a little longer.

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The Entrepreneurial Grind Hoodie is a pullover hoodie for founders, freelancers, and side-hustle operators. The phrase on it, The Entrepreneurial Grind, names the ordinary work of building something: the early mornings, the long stretches, and the hours nobody sees or posts about.The message works because it does not promise anything. It is a plain acknowledgment of the part of business ownership that gets skipped in the success stories. The person who wears it is usually mid-build, not mid-victory lap, and would rather look like they are working than look like they arrived.What you get Unisex pullover hoodie with a soft interior Nine colors: Black, Navy, Maroon, Dark Grey Heather, Black Heather, Blue, Purple, Heather Forest, and OD Green Sizes S through 3XL Relaxed fit that runs true to size, with sizing up recommended for a looser streetwear look Clean, minimal styling that works with jeans or joggers It fits the way most owners actually dress. Wear it at the desk on a heads-down morning, on a warehouse or shop floor, on the drive to a client meeting, or over a collar for a video call that does not need a jacket. It also holds up as a gift for a co-founder, a first employee, or a friend a year or two into their own thing.Pick the color you would reach for most. It is a hoodie built for the work, not for the announcement.

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